Welcome to Very Extra News
Because Regular News Just Isn’t Depressing Enough.
Let’s face it: the modern news cycle is a non-stop, 24/7 anxiety machine. So here at Very Extra News, we decided to do something about it. We took a look at the current state of journalism and thought, “What if we made this significantly worse?”
What We Do: We find genuine, real-world news events and inflate them with pure, unadulterated hyperbole. If a local city council passes a minor recycling initiative, we report on the impending, mandatory backyard compost tribunals. If a tech billionaire launches a slightly larger satellite, we’re prepping you for the corporate colonization of Mars by Tuesday.
Why We Do It: To point out the absolute absurdity of today’s media landscape. When everything is breaking news, nothing is. By stretching reality to its absolute breaking point, we hope to give you a laugh, a reality check, and a much-needed break from the actual doom-scrolling.
Disclaimer: Very Extra News is a satirical website. Our articles are heavily exaggerated parodies based loosely on real events. If you take us seriously, that is entirely on you.